Dude! Joe's Jottings, Mostly Junk

Since 1987 I have:

Had 15 different jobs...
Owned 2 different cars...
Lived in 13 different residences...
Owned 1 of those residences...
Visited 2 different countries outside of the U.S....
Gained 45 pounds (not talking about the highest amount weighed, just where I am now)...
Had 10 different hairstyles...
Been married 1 time...
Been to 35 weddings...
Been to only 3 funerals...

plus (tinuvien style)

graduated high school
graduated college

and finally...

decided that the vast majority of mainstream music released during that 17 year time period sucked.